Best movie quote?

[CdnBacon]

What do YOU think are some of the best movie quotes of all time?

"Watch out Shrek, he's got a piece"
- Donkey from Shrek 2 when Puss jumps out in the forest holding a sword.

I fucking laugh at that EVERY time my daughter watches the movie.

So yeah, I'll post more of my serious ones but the question remains, what are your favorite movie quotes?

[Bonzai]

"Now Deborah, don't be bitter. Certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages and your new neo-nazi makeoever, the boys will come a-runnun."

Empire Records. Pwn.

Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?
Marvin: It's over th...
Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying?
Roger: It's in the cupboard.
[Vincent starts looking in the upper cupboard]
Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.
Jules: We happy?
[Vincent continues staring at the briefcase's contents]
Jules: Vincent! We happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy.
Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours...
Jules: My name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...
Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.


^^If you don't know.. I don't want to talk to you.

[Foo]

Dr. Strangelove...
"There is no fighting in the war room!"

"Fine, I'll do it, but if your wrong you have to answer to the coca-cola corporation"

[Ego]

Can't think of any serious quotes at the moment...

Wise man say "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

[Oprah Winfrey]

Talladega Nights

"Ahhh Help me Oprah Winfrey!!!!"

[Mr. Blonde]

Gary Oldman - "Everyone!" - The Professional.
Roddy Piper - "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum." - They Live.
Dolph Lundgren - "I must break you." - Rocky IV.
Nicolas Cage - "I don't care. I don't care! I'm not gonna eat it!" - Snake Eyes.
Christopher Lloyd - "When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." - Back to the Future.
Eric Freeman - "Garbage day!" - Silent Night Deadly Night 2.
Steven Seagal - "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent... To the blood bank." Hard to Kill.
Bruce Campbell - "Groovy." - Evil Dead 2.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - "Let off some steam, Bennett." - Commando.
Charlie Sheen/Martin Sheen - "I loved you in Wall Street!" - Hot Shots Part Deux.
Nicolas Cage - "My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, 'Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper.'" - Honeymoon in Vegas.
Woody Harrelson - "Who are you calling a psycho?!" - Kingpin.

[vandown]

I'll be back

terminator 1 2 3 4

the running man

and eraser suck on that one quote 6 movies winar

[Mr. Blonde]

I'll be back

terminator 1 2 3 4

the running man

and eraser suck on that one quote 6 movies winar

Forgot a couple. First that comes to mind is "Last Action Hero." =)

[vandown]

yeah never saw that but it is in like 50-70% of all his movies for sure lol

[Mr. Blonde]

yeah never saw that but it is in like 50-70% of all his movies for sure lol

I liked it, but most people don't.

[jopo!]

pretty much any line from this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urR719otAhA

[styLZ]

Jay and Silent Bob
Ben Affleck- If the buzz is any indicator, that movies gonna make huge bank"
Jay- "What buzz?"
Ben Affleck- "The internet buzz"
Jay- "What the fuck is the internet"

Clerks 2
Randall-"Right after the Sam n' Frodo suckfest, right before the credits role, Sam fucking flat out BRICKS, in Frodo's mouth!"


ill think and post more later lol

[KILLER X]

Saving Private Ryan

"I'll see you on the beach"

[Warder]

Oh man, why don't you fuckin' stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?

[kid`]

Haha of course this I think everyone knows from Spiderman.
"With great power comes great responsibility"

[Mr. Blonde]

Oh man, why don't you fuckin' stop it? Shit, this is too fuckin' big for you, you know that? Who did the president, who killed Kennedy, fuck man! It's a mystery! It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The fuckin' shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?


Haha of course this I think everyone knows from Spiderman.
"With great power comes great responsibility"

JFK > Spider-Man... =)

[summer. [♥]]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Patrick Swayze as Johnny in Dirty Dancing!! :)

[151]

"Don't you know who I am? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!"
-X3
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
-300
not really sure how you would spell the last word but... "ITS GODZILLA!" maybe "ITS GODZIRRA!"

[kid`]

JFK > Spider-Man... =)
But... IT'S SPIDERMAN!
TOBY MCGUIRE! XD

[Mr. Blonde]

But... IT'S SPIDERMAN!
TOBY MCGUIRE! XD

Spider-Man was Sam Raimi's 6th best movie. I'll give him that. Good for him. But seriously, a movie co-starring Justin Long beats Spider-Man in my book. You know, Spider-Man is better than 2 or 3, now that I think about it. Congrats. =)

P.S. Tobey.

[Mac10]

From Revenge of the Nerds

Guy 1: What was the dirtiest thing ever said on television?
Guy 2: Dirtiest thing on television ... well, I dunno, what WAS the dirtiest thing said on television?
Guy 1: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night!"

[Mac10]

Just read Mr. Blonde's siggy quote and here's one for him:

V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so

V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

[Mr. Blonde]

Just read Mr. Blonde's siggy quote and here's one for him:

V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I am quite sure they will say so

V: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Lol. So many V's!!!!!!!!!

[BaM]

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.

[tstc]

Highlander

- "there can only be one Highlander!!!"

[Durden]

Fight Club

Tyler Durden- "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

[Joltzz]

Frankly my dear, i just dont give a damn.

[Warder]

Frankly my dear, i just dont give a damn.

I watched this cbs sunday morning special on profanity, and that line was an example of how it is sometimes proper and necessary. They tried replacing the word [damn] with so many options, but nothing even came close to be good.

[yubinator]

Hangover: when they find the baby in the closet

"check its tag."

[kid`]

Pssht I'm telling you all Spiderman quote > all :)

[Mr. Blonde]

Pssht I'm telling you all Spiderman quote > all :)

Never in the history of movies will a quote from a Koepp movie EVER be the best quote ever...

[tstc]

"You want the truth! You can't handle the truth!"


"Herrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee's Johnny!"

[Aaron]

Pretty much any line from my favorite movie...

Fitzy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641244/): I don't believe it.
Mr. French (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0935653/): What can't you believe?
Fitzy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641244/): I spent all f*cking night dragging the poor bastard in there. Tell me how they find him so fast? Somebody walking a fucking dog ? What f*cking size a dog is that? Has to be a big fucking dog, man. I spent all night doing it man.
[pause, Frank stares at him]
Fitzy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641244/): I'm embarrassed. I still don't believe he was a cop, I don't believe it.
Frank Costello (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): The COPS... are saying he's a cop... so I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A F*CKING BLOWJOB!
[Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him with his cap]
Frank Costello (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/): Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!


Ellerby (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000285/): I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go f*ck yourself.

[Trance]

The part from the hangover,

Alan: Hey Phil, look, he's jackin' his lil wenis, hahaha!
Phil: Pull yourself together man.
Alan: Not at the table Carlos!

Couple others, thats the funny one I can think of right now though.

[Asian Invasion]

I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking! I know where they live! We could kill *everyone.*

[Seal]

"English, mothafucka! Do you speak it?!"

[Raiden]

"You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked! " Said by : Al Pacino (Tony Montana) In : Scarface

“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” (Clint Eastwood)

Kelly's Heroes (Donald Sutherland - Oddball)

ODDBALL: Don't hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning.
ODDBALL: Why don't you knock it off with the negative waves Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here. Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
ODDBALL: Always with the negative waves, Moriarty. Always with the negative waves.


Oddball: Hi, man.
Big Joe: What are you doing?
Oddball: I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know.
Big Joe: What's happening?
Oddball: Well, the tank's broke and they're trying to fix it.
Big Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren't you up there helping them?
Oddball: [chuckles] I only ride 'em, I don't know what makes 'em work.
Big Joe: Christ!
Oddball: Definitely an antisocial type. Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation.


Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo. (Clint Eastwood - Blondie)
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

[Darkside]

Goodfellas - Billy Bates scene


"Im sorry i didnt mean to offend you"
"Alright, im sorry too, it's ok, no problem"
"Now go home and get your fuckin shine box"
"Mother fucking mutt"

[Darkside]

"HEY!"
"Oh you again huh?"
"That wasnt very nice, now you's gotta leave"
"I'll tell ya when we fuckin leave alright, get the fuck away from me"
"Now you's cant leave"